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Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
3:23 pm
[lil_queen_david]
Thursday, March 11th, 2004
7:26 am
[liquiddatura]
Saturday, November 30th, 2002
8:41 pm
[wyrdcousin]
more haikus
When your heart is lost
Let my love guide you homeward
into my arms held

Vacant is my heart
Without you here by my side
Where are you tonight

Oh little rosebud
Having bloomed in all your hue
Your beauty moves me

I'll cross the dessert
Swim against the tide to reach
A moment with you

Dark lady of night
Reason for living again
your heart I desire

My wish is granted
If but to hear your wish to
spend your life with me

Small obsessions form
Like passions still waiting for
you to notice me

Attend me my lady
Sylent Chaos joined in dreams
Wake me not till noon

Make my wishes known
Genie grant me the best one
To have you as my own

FERNANADO
@}-'-,--- @}-'-,---
BLACK

Current Mood: bouncy
Monday, November 4th, 2002
11:54 pm
[rayven]
Bohemian Poetry for the 2nd or 3rd...whichever day it was
Sorry this took so long to post...but my pathetic life has to come first....yay for sleep and swordfighting!!!!!

Bohemian Poetry...Yay

My lemon has a penis
And thats why Rozz Willians commited suicide.
You can lick my blood, and your turn will turn purple!
And then I said, "LET THERE BE LIPS!"
Monkeys poured coffee in my boots!
O No the speed lines are chasing me
Whatever you want....
God Damnit Angelo
I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
Eet had big pointy teeth!!
a frayed rope, many threads undone
I shoulda made a left turn at Albaquakee
Hey look...It's Random's
Axe of scentless Vilots
Don't play that kind of music this early in the morning; it makes the cusomters all crazy-like
Good Sir, A Black Ram is topping your white Ewe
There is no Kiesef Soze
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you
RED SAUCE TASTE YUM!!
Viva New Zealand: Where We Clone Ewe
Bite My Ass! No! Bite mine first!
Since when do biker boots go with kilts? Ooga I love the taste of a man
You do have the licensing rights to sell those posters dont you?
MMMMMM.....honey cars
Wow, so long, it was a lot of fun, we should do this every month.....ok time for all of us to go to bed
I have a ribbon. Perhaps you would like to tug it?
I have sugar, and spice, and a headful of lice
Think soft...think soft..
Ain't no one taking my Candy!
My car is broked...I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
So it was, so it might be. So who cares? Sure as hell not me. So it goes, there it went. The night is over and I'm fucking spent!
I lost my green monkey!
I Love my Fishes cuz there so Delistion! Gone go Fishin!
Suck pussy and move it!
The feel of your hands caressing my skin...
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. our weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Fear and Surprise. Out 2 Weapons are fear and surprise and an almost franatical devotion to the pope.
Loose yourself in the music, dont ever let it go.
Never mind the tofu, its just there for decoration.
The clock strikes twelve, and my Penis fell off
"man is lest himself he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth."
mmmmmmmm...fat cat.....
I got really drunk< I played crazy eights with a bunch of strangers, and then Lurch skull fucked me in teh elevator
Fight from the inside, take from the rear. Fight from teh inside, you can't win with your hands tied.
FUCK!!

Phyl

"Hold on a minute,
I must be dreaming...
One second..
I am still screaming!!"

Picabo Street - Pretty Suicide

Current Mood: bouncy
Sunday, October 27th, 2002
4:54 pm
[liquiddatura]
The Triumphant Return of Bohemian Poetry.
[all spelling and grammatical errors are not intentional, but we'll pretend they are, 'cause that makes them sound all deep and stuff.]

We are ready for the WHORE SHOW!!!
I'm sorry if I don't conform 2 your standard of normalcy
But prepubescent adult 13 yr. old girls is not the way I want to live.
Always play with their minds
The birds and the bees in the trees
I Fucked Your Mom and she liked it.
I am hunGry.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
Me fail English That's Impassible
JACK-o-Lanterns have bad dental hygene, are they british? My mind draws a blank
I'm sorry, my heel got stuck in the floor
No more room to write
god Edison sucked ass
IN Days Of the OLD
when Kites were Bold AND
Journeyd From there
Castle Bhind Knites NEEDED
Not there Hastle
Alo! My name is Inygo Montoya you
killed my father, Prepare to die. Wait!
You're not the 6 fingered man? Miracle Max!
And Chicken Little screemed
the sky is falling, the sky is falling
I fucked a Cheerio and didn't break it.
Nothing can hurt me with this giant cheese wheel!
my head is killing me + my brain is fried
Fatbottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round
bite me, bite me big time
fuck everyone
Oh, and your mom tastes like whipped cream
not now. I've got them all cornered, MMWahahaha.
I LOVE girls
I thought There Was no bohemian poetry for a while, then all of a fucking sudden, Ange hands me the Stupid Napkin. fuck!!
I was the chubby lady hiding in the bushes.
I would like to fuck every last one of you.
TWAT WAFFLE!!!
::Insert Bohemian Poetry line here::
Erin did have sex in the elevator.
Carvin' a Pumpkin!
Erin did NOT have sex in the elevator. it warps!
I chipped my tooth on a quaalude!
Erin can cream all over herself!
fuck!

Current Mood: blank
Tuesday, September 3rd, 2002
4:46 pm
[razora]
Feed ME!
I am Sooo hungry! I need food! I got my school supplyes cept runnong shoes ::shrugs:: oh well. I'm still hungry!

Current Mood: hungry
Sunday, August 18th, 2002
11:14 am
[rayven]
Bohemian Poetry Woo...8/18
Tim Burton....NEVER AGAN!
The Time Burton Show: Best Diet Ever!
daylight come me want go home
I GOT MAIL! I GOT MAIL! I GOT MAIL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
Monkeys(apes) dont swim
I was gonna suck your blood, but I got high...
How much shit could a shit fuck fuck if a shit fuck could fuck shit?
you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey.....aw fuck it
Queen Bob...the ruler of all that is gay & Australian
Hey Bella! I like to wear women's clothes
shit I don't know what to write and I mean I really don't know. Like, my mind is completely blank. Theres nothing there. shit.
Still waiting for foord...WE NEED OUR FOOD!
You know what...FUCK YOU I QUIT...oh yeah we miss Heathyre
In agreement with Ed Wood, "I like to wear women's clothing," especially the accesories such as the heelboots.
KILL, KILL, KILL, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY!
"You must heimlich the victim. What? You want me to lick his rectum? Ill! No Way!"
I'm still all painted
I Am Here!
Otho spray paint contains CANCER!
So Beware of the spray paint!
Help Me! I dont know what to write
I am Cornholio
You killed my father and I cannot die
There is something fuzzy in my pie and I dont think that my meal is sitting very well with me
WHO'S HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE!
Pass - - -
Rosebud, Yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.
Sack Sack ten sag my Sack
Oh call me John">Slap< Oh, now call me Nancy!>Slap< Ooh! Now call me Billy Joe!
I am the Walrus. Koo Kookachoob.
Why did they start over here?
Baby powder everywhere and not a drop to drink!
I got to rub baby powder all over Liz's naked body! It's like my wildest dreams come true. I live farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You know the applause is great but Fifty Dollar Bills would be better next time.
Move it or lose it, is that a worm on your neck or a purple monkey with baby powder?
Roast, purple monkey, roast! Burn in your juicy fecal matter like sumo who farts in a sauna.
Pink and purple apples eating orange flower people meeting Ketchup bottles coffee beating
Beware of the penguins, or they will steal your sanity and those Damn, Damn, Damn monkeys they'll steal your underwear at night. Lock your house up!
Inject the Cholula before the Cholula injects you!
From the light finds teh sea and the planes that dont land or when will they call but that has no meaning. Can you find what they want or see where it goes that has no fork or lamato.
It's quite possible tjat i am irretrievably insane, that's the fuck of it
Two words....HOLY SHIT... I mean really...after seeing Rcoky shows since '93'...I say.....HOLY SHIT.....gooooood
Sentinels raise your glasses
Pie Plate Spaceships BABY!
FUCK!


Writer's note - sorry if there are a few errors it was hard to read around the ketchup stains.

Phil

Current Mood: awake
Sunday, July 28th, 2002
9:11 pm
[liquiddatura]
Friday, July 26th, 2002
11:18 pm
[wyrdcousin]
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE MASKED TWATWAFFLE
THIS SMIRK AND STORY IS TO HONOR THE HIDDEN HERO IN ALL OUR HEARTS [AND CLOSETS]

Disguised as a mild mannered Twatwaffle trainee at the Culinary School of Ptomaine,our heroine gains entrance to the evil Dr Twatwaffle's laboratory.Only a select few know that behind that mild mannered disguise as Heathyre Perara,hides the briliant,resourseful super hero"THE MASKED TWAT WAFFLE" founding member of the Twatwaffle League.Yes diving into the nearest shoppe she transforms into the MaskedTwatwaffle attired in a bodacious leather and latyex outfit including bodise sporting the twatwaffle symbol and bat shaped mask our heroine fights stupidity and sexisum to bring safe twatwaffles to the world.
As we join the Evil Dr Twatwaffle high in the bell tower of the Ptomaine School of Culinary where he sets in motion his plot to control the world through Twatwaffles.As he prepares to send out twatwaffles of mass destruction he traps our heroine who was attempting to free the bats tied to his floating twatwaffle dirigable for propultion.Our heroine having already been captured and exposed to torture by twatwaffle,though twatwaffled to exaustion she manages to pull out a honey glazed twatwaffle from her utility belt and escape.Our heroine then scales the tower to attach a twatwaffle shaped lightning rod to the top and in a flash of thunderbolts the tower explodes ending the threat of DEATH BY TWATWAFFLE!!!!!!
But in the distance we see Dr Twatwaffle escaping into the hills in his escape twatwaffle pod to yet again pit his evil mind against the beautiful and mysterious MASKED TWATWAFFLE!!!

THE MASKED TWATWAFFLE IS EVERYWHERE THERE ARE IDIOTS

Current Mood: artistic
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2002
2:53 am
[liquiddatura]
Bohemian Poetry - CFR - July 21st, 2001 - Bikini Beach Blast - Ext. Mix
[Good officers you may wish to listen...]
I love my hula bear! Say it! Say I love my hula bear!
Oh, baby. This cream is spicy.
I have Absolutely nothing to say.
Macbeth, yer arse is out the windee...
How 'bout the power to kill a Yak at 200 yards - with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle!
Does anybody have any coconuts Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!?!?
I already miss the internet [frowny face]
Violence is not the answer, it's the question, The answer is yes.
DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN AXL ROSE, YOU GET ORAL SEX? WELL, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY GET ORAL SEX, BUT...
I Love them tacos... I Love Them Good!
Roll a phat blunt and pass it 'round
Dandylions are evil constructs
Too much Heathyre for one straw!
Evil!
I just wanted to tell you how fabulous I am.
What the Fuck did you not understand? I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally.
I'm a consumer whore... and How!
He was a Patriarch - everyone's ears lay down before him.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
When do we get to go ghost hunting?
Those fish would look cooler if the water didn't suck so much.
and The Elephants begin to mate with the ostriches
I did not corrupt my fries with the egg juice.
Spongebob is moving FUCK!
Thursday, July 18th, 2002
3:52 am
[liquiddatura]
Bohemian Poetry / 07.14.02
Not food... sleeping with your mother
I have a red puffy hat - and I like it!
Why do people fuck with the large Sleepy Man, He kills himself all day at Faire and wants to support somehow, please don't be mean to him...
"Random Shakespeare Quote"
there's food down my pants and I love it.
Wrap your WiLLy!
Carrie Lardieri
It rolls off the tongue. I am still a statue of a naked man, what? Whoo?
Now is the part of Sprockets where we dance.
I am the walrus kgukgukgajoob
ha! But why can't the penguins help?
Where the White women at?!?
From Now on your new name is Poochie!!!
WHO LET THE GODS OUT? (WHO?WHO?WHO?)
TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
They refuse to see the change in me; why won't they wake up?
I'm going through green gummy bear withdrawls!
Back Then, This was FUNNY!
Look! - Candies on the Loose!
Yum. Girls.
I like fluffy!
I like pie.
I like 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097424459230781640628620899862803482534211706798
Oh! Yes! Harder Steve!
Wait your turn Billy!
and I will show you the stuff dreams are made of.
I am a paradox.
JESUS SAVES! REPENT YE SINNERS.
If you haven't discovered your own private parts, don't play with someone else's.
And I told the man don't put hot sauce on the duck.
Show us your butt, we'll be the judge.
POOP!
No more frumpy
10 YEARS AGO, IT STILL WASN'T FUNNY!
Fuck!!!

Current Mood: restless
Thursday, July 11th, 2002
7:28 pm
[liquiddatura]
The Latest CFR Controversy
Names have not been changed to protect the guilty.

Object - Bracelet.
Original Owner - Danielle
Secondary Owner - Chris
Third-Degree Owner - Marc
Argument (1) - That is Danielle's bracelet. Give it back, motherfucker.
Argument (2) - It was exchanged for goods and/or services.
Argument (3) - No, I was lying. I was planning on stealing it back.

Inexpliccable Conclusion - It belongs to Danielle

Unexpected Backlash - No, it's mine now!

Attempts by Parliament - Continual handcuff attempts (avoided), shunning.

Final Outcome - Bracelet remains in Marc's posession.

Current Mood: awake
6:57 pm
[liquiddatura]
Poetry 07.07.02
Oh let us clasp hands and clench our buttocks.
oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!
The 5th floor landing smells of fish (Not just on Fridays - every single other day)
I'm sorry, I've had dinner at the Garlic Queen. QUEEN!
I can be Agent M
you are taking me away from playing with Danielle... Bastards... Anyway, Frank Sinatra is god, I am Omlet the cheese danish.
The knowledge! It fills me! It is neat!
... ok, so two lesbian men go into a bar, and one says, "Hey, where's my-"
Decaf Norway I need caffeine now!
Zombies Do Not Eat Poo
He's not all that great. Take away his rugged good looks and all you have left is a charming personality.
Let's Get Drunk + SCREW
Yes! I'm alive - and my pants are washable!
hey you're not a police officer!
yeah, I got this at the costume shop
Women Women Pretty Hair Frank was fab! Cheeze burgers + fries Hate pants. Lemons gfo Well in almost any drink.
I don't mind I don't have a mind Liz is a statue of a naked man.
hmmmmm... I haven't done this in a while... where to start. Rishard's house? Am I going to see Les Miz tomorrow? Stinky fuck hole? 3 o'clock honey dew mitten, where are you? What's next, oh yes, I hate Yu-Gi-Oh, Do you hate hate Yu-Gi-Yo cards? No, get a life asshole!
Bootylicious
Big boobs are nice
Cherish the cheese
I will skrew the next man or woman who wants to
I'm happy to sit with cute girls
We are happy too Angelo you prevert [sic] u don't win friends with salad
She has the most beautiful cleft chin
Stop putting weird shit in your mouth!
The last message from the dolphins was "So long + Thanks for all the Fish."
Maybe she should sell some of those rolls to the bakery.
I'm the gay guy on Broadway
Sluts to the left, sluts to the right, slut in the middle, and you damn slut get out of my site
Angelo is the Big Pimping
I love smut!!!
What are you talking about they couldn't hit the borad side of a...
NEXT TIME ON THE REAL REAL WORLD MONTCLAIR -
FUCK!

Current Mood: restless
Friday, June 28th, 2002
10:24 pm
[wyrdcousin]
THE TWATWAFFLE QUEST//RANT//
AS PROMISED MY RAMBLINGS ON TWAT WAFFLE BUT FIRST THIS GIGGLE

Actual comments made by NYC teachers on student report cards as part of
their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are
great!
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started
to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold
it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
moving.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat
out 1,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.
13. Your son/daughter is obviously cheating as he/she is not inherently
this clever.
14. Problems experienced in class are obviously hereditary.

I WENT TO SCHOOL W/MANY LIKE THAT but back to our subject
OFTEN MORE THAN NOT I HAVE PLAYED THE STRAIGHT MAN IN THAT SPIRIT LET ME POSE /ASK/ SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING

TWAT WAFFLE
HOW BEST PREPARED?
WHIPCREAM,FRUIT TOPPING OR HONEY
IN A STACK OR INDIVIDUALLY?
DO THEY COME IN ASSORTED FLAVORS ?
ARE THEY ONLY FOR BREAKFAST?
WHY DON'T I THINK THEY'LD BE ON IHOP'S MENU
BETTER SERVED HOT OR COLD?
IT THIS A COMMUNAL MEAL?
IS SHARING ALLOWED?
FINGERFOOD OR UNTENSILS NEEDED?
PRO VEGAN MEAL OR NOT?
IS MORE PLEASURE DERIVED FROM PREPORATION OR DEVOURING SAME?
DOES ONE NIBBLE AROUND THE EDGES OR DIG RIGHT IN?
WOULD A LOVED ONE THINK OF PREPARING ONE FOR YOU?
DOES ONE ASK "PLEASE PASS THE TWATWAFFLE?"
WOULD THIS BE FOUND AT:
A COOK OUT,BEFORE OR AFTER THE MARSHMELLOS?
A CAMPING TRIP,DO YOU HANG IT HIGH TO KEEP FROM BEARS?
DOED ONE SHARE RECIPE "LOVELY TWATWAFFLE HOW DO YOU GET IT SO LIGHT AND FLUFFY?"
DOES ONE PREPARE A TWATWAFFLE AS A CENTERPIECE OR A DESSERT?
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A FRESHNESS DATE??
CAN ONE BE ALLERGIC TOO TWATWAFFLES?
CAN THEY BE FROZEN ?
SHOULD TWATWAFFLES BE A STAPLE IN DIET OR FOR SPECIAL EVENTS?
IS FORMAL ATTIRE REQUIRED?
DO TWATWAFFLES CAUSE GOUT[LEG PROB DUE TO RICH FOOD]?
HOW MANY TWATWAFFLE CAN THE AVERAGE PERSON PARTAKE OF?
WOULD THEY SERVE UP A TWATWAFFLE AT THE WHITEHOUSE?
IF SO WOULD THERE BE A REQUEST FOR SECONDS?
IS IT A CLASS STRUCTURED ENTREE [RED NECK OR BLACKTIE]
COULD THE TWATWAFFLE BE A TOPIC FOR WORLD PEACE?
WOULD YOU PREPARE ONE AS A MEMBER OF PEACE CORPS?
CAN YOU HAVE YOUR TWATWAFFLE AND EAT IT TOO?
DO YOU SKIP MEALS TO MAKE ROOM FOR TWATWAFFLE?

SUCH IS THE QUEST FOR THE PERFECT TWATWAFFLE
FRED

Current Mood: quixotic
Sunday, June 23rd, 2002
11:59 pm
[rayven]
The Bohemian Poetry of 6/23
Behold the Bohemian Poetry

Can I borrow a cup of kink??
5,000 lesbians have great rhythm!
The only thing that can fix this is ass razors!
As the blade severs, so blows the windmill
It's just like in the old days. I used to compose my own critical notices in my head! My masterful mannuvering of the bicycle past the dog turd.
Fuck this! Finding out Cartman's Father is his Mother, is not nearly as fucked up as Cartman making Scott Tennerman eat his parents.....You Fucked Up Comedy Central
Am I inspired? No!
Baum chika bau wow....Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. BLAH Edganacation
Drew Carey is the most sexist man alive
True innocene is true Apathy.
I cant get it in the hole. Please help me mommy.
I just feel hollow, with the future I have to swallow
This sucks Dick, open up
My mind is druged, I cant think
Bagel, bagel, bage! I made you out of clay
Yes Larry, I can crack PGP
Tabasco in your crotch burns
I really, really want a coat.
Jason is crazy cool, but that is confidential.
White people are so scared of black people.
Angelo eats other men's pickles!
And the monkies fly east in the winter, to FUCK!
Channeling the spirit of Heathyre, saving her from bad omens!
People are definitely weird, but can I be one to talk?
NO MORE HORNY MEN FROM JAPAN
FUCK

Posted by your friendly neighborhood New Yorker!! Trying to find the GSP!!!!

Phil

Current Mood: awake
Monday, June 17th, 2002
5:59 am
[mostlybent]
Bohemian Poetry!!! Yay!
CFR Bohemian Poetry - 6.16.02

Where do used Gods go?
Fur is the mind-killer.
Every day I question why I bother to wake up at all, This Fuckin Blows!
Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you are
Seriously, Kyle, you have to get the sand out of your vagina.
Life's a bitch and then you die then you come back again and it's a whole new fuck fest over again.
Maybe just maybe I will be happy.
Obey the fist!
Where have all the zagnuts gone?
Eins, zwei, polizei.
Damn, I wish Chris was a fishmonger.
I accidentally placed my penis in your crotch.
I am alone in a crowd.
Same batty time, same batty channel! :)
Letz get dangerous!
SHE WAS BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE!
I have a great surprise for you today
Jump Bitch, Jump!!!
My gift is my song and this one's for you.
Madness Takes It's toll. Please Have Exact change.
And last but not least SODOMY! Oh wait, that said Meddling.
Everything tastes like chicken when you're drunk!
...we'll kick you in the gnads.
TWATWAFFLE TWATWAFFLE TWATWAFFLE!
Unicorns are stupid.
Fuck!
5:44 am
[mostlybent]
Fist full of fishnets...
CFR Minutes - 6.16.02

Humbly submitted by 1/2 of the Grand Poobah.


-Ketchup Bottle Hockey is sweeping the CFR nation.

-Larry wants to have a Rocky Horror themed night.

-Larry says Toronto.

-Michael waxes philosophic and ponders this eternal Zen koan:
"What is the sound of one labia clapping?"

-Chad answers "Goldfish."

-Bruce's new name is Sherry.

-The waitress brings rabies.

-Larry has a chinchilla that throws poop.

-Heather is an immigrant!

-Let's go masturbate! Yay!

-Chad's cool yet useless info of the night: Go to Google, type in "twatwaffle" and home of happiness is #4.

Addendum to the minutes:
Chad was wrong. Home of Happiness may have #4 on Google's "twatwaffle" search at one time, but now that coveted spot has been appropriated by the "Religion Room Drinking Game." Check it out at...
members.optusnet.com.au/~brigantiasfire/ drinkinggame.html

Current Mood: accomplished
Sunday, June 9th, 2002
6:24 pm
[liquiddatura]
Y'know. Poetry. Yeah.
I live in a place called Suburbia, where they cut down the trees and name the streets after them.
I love everyone but myself.
I live for music. I love for love. Fuck y'all.
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now and this bird you'll never change.
Pardon Me, Kat are your teeth in my neck?
Bloopy Poopy Poo! Anybody want a sucker?
Must get drunker its gooder!
"Here's a legend, but I'm just a man... and men have to make choices... yeah, make them, and live with them..."
Make a bad day feel good, bend over make everyone kiss your ass!
I question my sanity for coming to Rocky every week, but then I realize I never had my sanity to begin with.
Just wish there were more girls here that are cute and available at the same time.
Drew Carey is the most sexiest man alive
Will you be my wily man-whore? Wily man-whore, come back!
A noble shout out to our traveling wrapper! Huzzah!
Or, to save on postage...
There was a little bit of cheese, but acceptable cheeze"... how profound!
I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'll bet I've got the sharpest knife in the room.
"Bjork", I replied
The biggest trick the devil ever pulled on us
Another night, another day. Why do I keep coming back. Someone tell me. I really want to know.
Fuck!

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Sunday, May 26th, 2002
6:30 pm
[liquiddatura]
Bohemian Poetry - 05.26.02
SMACK MY ASS! Buckets of macaroni and cheese!
I'm a banana!
Drumsticks can be chicken too!
Fool! Only Crazy Eddie would change anything!
Boulbus bouffant, macadamia.
Around the survivors, a perimeter create.
twat waffle twat waffle twat waffle
BAY uee grannueen nenason
Nobody loves the Sars
Put away your penis, I mean you no harm.
STOP - HUMMERTIME!
And he who is wise pours the butter rapidly.
Camplain to God About life he'll only make you live longer
AH! COBRAS!
Why is cozy chamomile Bigelow?
'You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows'
Circle Circle Fot Dot Dot
God kills a kitten
Macadamia!
You are such a lemon slut.
If I could do the same again, I would my friend, Fernando
Fuck!

DVD OUTTAKE:
Did someone say twat Waffles?
That's it... OH Hell! Just you wait... I am getting my Army of Inflatable (cloned) Sheep & they're going to KICK your Ass!
never argue with a fool... they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Black and blue balls and red and green tits.
Sometimes, late at night when everyone else is asleep, I aputate my face.
Doris and Glen will NOT stop Doing the "FINGER ME!" dance.
I'm surrounded by sexy people
Yumm!!
Shimmy shimmy shimmy til your falls ball off
Then, remember the day you you you... don't know what to do til its done and you cum cum cum!
Fishey Fishey yea TOAST!
VERKELAHIEKLIUM
Lick my tits & fuck my bum!
Pedophile fun for everyone!
And then the giant squirrell showed up. My fingers are made of aluminum. Yes.
Wow.
I MISS YOU CUPCAKE.
Fuck Squared.

Current Mood: anxious
Sunday, May 19th, 2002
4:36 am
[freak23839]
BOHEMIAN POETRY - 05.19.02
Let's all get naked + wet. I have butter.
yak yak yak I just wanna Fuckin ya yaky yay yo YAK!
Blue light saber water
Jesus H. Christ on whole wheat toast.
I'm naked!
Ingredients: Tomato concentrate, Distilled vinegar, High Fructose corn syrup. Why can't I dream about Harrison Ford?
Shakey Happy Fun Toy
SHINEY
GLAM BOWIE MADNESS TAKES OVER THE WORLD!
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Blow here for best results?
Fuck me harder!
Everytime I close the Door on Reality, it comes in thru the WINDOWS DAMMIT!
I AM THE CARPENTER
Salt-Elbow-Porn.COM
Around the Survivors, a Pereimeter Create (Master Yoda is THE SHIT!)
March, Smartans, tendodhopper rockets
Yea tho I walk through the valley of (the shadow of) death, I will fear no evil for I am the meanest son-of-a-bitch in the valley.
So young, so much anger, Damn that Rap Music
*insert diety* bless the Bodice!
HAVE a COOKIE!
I can see that we won't be able to settle this based upon our knowledge of the Force.
"Let's not get dramatic." (Paul)
The Quality of Heathyre's civility is stronger than the Force and more colorful than any flower.
Willow' trixie underwear kicked ass!
my god is a horny one and i'm glad.
Kristen ate my salad! Damn her!
Duck Duck Banana Fana Fo
How high the Elmo flies
Oooo! I can't wait till this napkin gets To me! Where's my digital camera?
You think Buu Sexy?
Give Buu a Smooooch!
While Christian's brother takes pictures.
Arthur is a dead Man.
Flee Fatass Flee.
Ely, Enunciate damn it.
Adversity brings out the best in people, but it sucks somtimes.
(Fuck)

Current Mood: groggy
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